Twenty Fifth/sixth/seventh Sunday in Ordinary Time (Year B) 23/30 Sept and 7 October

1. There will be an Adam and Eve Social in the parish hall next Thursday. Starts at 8.00pm; leaves off at midnight
  2. A clergyman and keen cricketer was concerned over whether or not cricket was played in heaven. He prayed that he might have a vision to find out. His prayer was answered, and an angel appeared to him in a dream. The angel said: ‘Yes, the good news is that cricket is played in heaven. The bad news is that you are in the team for next week.’
3. Have you heard of the dial-a-prayer service for atheists? You dial a number, and no-one answers.